What The Heck Just {Happened|Occurring?

I just saw something so insane that my brain are officially scrambled. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the universe actually coming apart at the seams? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a terrible {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake more info up from|escape.

The heck The Fuck Are You Talking?

Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. You're talking a load of crap like a broken record and it's giving me a migraine. What in the blue hell are you even saying? It sounds like you got your wires crossed. Spit it out straight, or just go away.

Goddamn|What The Hell?!

This entire situation is just ridiculous! I'm pissed. How the heck did this even come about? This is absolutely bogus. Seriously, someone needs to justify themselves. I'm livid.

Honestly, I Don't Give a Shit, But...

Look, your people are all freaking out of line. This whole thing is just bullshit, and I'm about as invested in it as a brick. But, here's the deal: there's that needs to change.

• {For example,|Think about this,:
• The truth is...

Take The Fuck Away Of {Here|My Space|

Listen up, you jerk. You're crapping up my vibe, and it's gotta cease right now. Seriously? I've reached enough limit with your bullshit. So, here's the {deal|plan|: Get the hell out of this place.

What The Actual Hell?

You stare at that situation, and you just scratch your head. It's so utterly stupid, it makes you want to scream into the void. Like, seriously, what the actual hell is going on here? Is this some cosmic prank? Or are we just living in a simulation? No matter, one thing's for sure: you can't forget this mess.